Ask Offdensen

My name is Charles Foster Offdensen. I am Dethklok's manager, lawyer and PR Person. I've been told I should socialize more, so here I am. You can follow the rest of the band here:
Nathan
Pickles
Skwisgaar
Toki
Murderface
Rockzo is NOT part of the band.
This is a roleplay sub-blog, and no ownership of characters is claimed or implied.
Metalocalypse and its creative concepts are property of Small/Blacha/Schnepp/Kwon 2005

asknathanexplosion:

askthecfo:

asknathanexplosion:

askthecfo:

Also, no.

And I can’t find your laser pointer… You’d better not be hiding it from me.

And you can’t laminate car—- oh, never mind…

I’m not lawyer and CFO for nothing.  That being said, the cosmos works in mysterious ways.

Also, no.

Also, no.

Believe it or not, the criteria for making it into the liner notes is startlingly high/based entirely on luck.

But I like to pretend it’s meaningful.

askskwisgaar:

askwartooth:

Ones fors each ands everys ones of you! I loves you tumblrs pals!!

It ain’ts a contest, remembers, Toki.

At least lets the rests of us helps you.

Please just don’t pass out in the hot tub again. Pumping vomit out of your lungs is one thing, but vomit and pool water is just unpleasant.

I’m proud to say I rarely fall short at my job. But I assure you: If I make a mistake, I only make it once.

I’m proud to say I rarely fall short at my job. But I assure you: If I make a mistake, I only make it once.

Possibly pull up the carpets, as well. I’ll…I’ll let you know…

((No, but seriously — I’m skipping the queue to address this one. Thanks for pointing it out, anon. I don’t get the time anymore to draw regularly, and consistency’s always been one of my weak points.  The reason I don’t get to draw regularly, however, is a chronic pain issue in my upper back/ribs and right shoulder.  I won’t let it stop me from drawing, but sometimes my arm just isn’t up for fine detail, so I’ll go with whatever style I think I can manage best that day with numb fingers. It’s also why I’m so slow answering, in case anybody’s wondering. So now you know.  Sorry if it bothers you!))

((No, but seriously — I’m skipping the queue to address this one. Thanks for pointing it out, anon. I don’t get the time anymore to draw regularly, and consistency’s always been one of my weak points.  The reason I don’t get to draw regularly, however, is a chronic pain issue in my upper back/ribs and right shoulder.  I won’t let it stop me from drawing, but sometimes my arm just isn’t up for fine detail, so I’ll go with whatever style I think I can manage best that day with numb fingers. It’s also why I’m so slow answering, in case anybody’s wondering. So now you know.  Sorry if it bothers you!))

Bedtime is generally whenever I can sneak away.

((Note: click through to see the non-stupidshrunken version))